"ZHP Sparky, the 5th" (e30s2k)
05/06/2020 at 15:08 • Filed to: None
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"ZHP Sparky, the 5th" (e30s2k)
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...that the Jalopnik front page fat shamed a 5 y/o kid?
I get it, I was equally curious - but damn, imagine being a car fan and having one of the most visited car sites on the internet question whether you’re actually as big as a photo suggests. Guess I’m just glad he’s too young to be exposed to these things online hopefully.
https://jalopnik.com/utah-highway-patrol-pulls-over-5-year-old-driving-on-fr-1843248903
Follow up news article, pretty awesome what an an actual Lambo owner did to make this budding auto enthusiast’s dream come true...and photos pretty much answer the original question from the front page article above.
Jb boin
> ZHP Sparky, the 5th
05/06/2020 at 16:24 |
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Being fat doesnt make you look 9 when you are 5 .
T he police face-oscuring system is making him look very disgusting, like if he has a pudding face and made me think of a houndeye from Half-Life:
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> ZHP Sparky, the 5th
05/06/2020 at 16:27 |
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In Jason’s defense, that was a pretty tall 5 year old a nd that weird creepy face blur makes age identification more difficult. I’m deeply impressed that kid even made it out of the driveway though, so I think he earned a Lambo ride after he gets through his timeout.
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ZHP Sparky, the 5th
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05/06/2020 at 16:42 |
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Yeah the face blur thing is straight out of a horror movie. And I thought the same thing initially - damn that’s a big kid for 5!
But there’s a difference between me or anyone else thinking it, and a m ajor outlet actually running a piece based on such a thought.
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> ZHP Sparky, the 5th
05/06/2020 at 16:55 |
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The article was based on it being illegal for a 5 year old to drive and mentioned it perhaps a bit too much.